Let's see, Tiger Woods may have cheated on his wife with a bunch of women, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal may or may not be on the outs, along with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...what else is new?
I'm just not feeling the celebrity sympathy this week, people. Their lives may be constant drama, but at least they don't have to worry about things like paying the bills, you know?
Instead of focusing on the stars today, I will promote myself in this blog, or rather my cat, Calpurnia. She is fabulous, furry, and fresh-faced...more beautiful than any Hollywood screen siren out there!