All That Glitters - Celebrity news

Lindsay Lohan spoofed herself by creating and starring in a fake eHarmony profile video that's posted online at FunnyOrDie.com. In the brief video, Lindsay declares that she is recently single...she thinks. She claims that she is "looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with...or at least the rest of my probation." Lohan also refers to herself as "a workaholic, a shopaholic, and, according to the state of California, an alcoholic."

US Weekly has an exclusive interview with basket case Lindsay Lohan. The interview confirms that Samantha Ronson is definitely the one who ended the relationship, and Lindsay is completely freaking out about it.

Hollywood's second favorite lesbian couple (Ellen and Portia being #1) have split. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have officially broken up. Obviously, this news isn't exactly shocking. I don't think anyone ever imagined that LiLo and Sam would live happily ever after. However, what IS surprising is that the breakup was allegedly Samantha's doing. Of course, Lindsay adamantly denies that, and claims that she split with Sam because Sam cheated on her and was abusing drugs! I repeat...SAM cheated on LINDSAY, and LINDSAY is upset because of Sam's drug use! Ha ha ha! I was sure Lindsay would tire of her lesbian phase eventually and cheat on Samantha with one of the Jonas Brothers, but this is almost as good!

I must admit, I'm really enjoying the "90210" spin-off series that premiered on The CW last fall. Plans are in the works to bring back "Melrose Place" this year, and I was super excited about that...until I found out that Heather Locklear is NOT going to be in it! What a bummer! And to make matters worse, guess who IS going to be in it? Freakin' Ashlee Simpson! WTF? The only way things could get worse is if Jessica Simpson is cast, too.

Not George Clooney (thank god).

However, another one of my favorite male celebrities finally caved in and tied the knot...David Letterman! He married his longtime girlfriend (who is also the mother of his five-year-old son) in Montana last week. I remember being peeved that "The Late Show" was in reruns last week, but now that I know the reason for Dave's absence, all is forgiven. Congrats to the happy couple! I can't wait to tune into the show this evening to hear Dave's words of wisdom about marriage.

It's about time! Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart, who have been dating for more than seven years, are engaged to be married. Harrison reportedly proposed to Calista over Valentine's Day weekend. Rumors about these two tying the knot have been swirling around for years, but this time it's finally true. Hooray! I think they make a great couple. No wedding date has been set yet, but I can't wait to see the wedding pics. Calista will be a beautiful bride.

Did anyone else watch the "Battlestar Galactica" series finale last night? What did you think of it? (Note: the rest of this post contains spoilers, so stop reading if you don't want me to ruin the ending for you!)

Personally, I think the show kind of went downhill this past season. The finale had a few good moments, but for the most part, I was left unsatisfied. Everything seemed very rushed. Plus, the show made such a big deal out of the Final Five for so long, and nothing big really came of that.

Although most people are shocked and saddened by Natasha Richardson's tragic death, it seems that many of them aren't very familiar with her work. I'm actually a big fan of hers. My favorite thing she ever did was the Broadway revival of "Cabaret." I have the soundtrack and listen to it often. I also adore the remake of "The Parent Trap" that Natasha starred in with Lindsay Lohan (back when LiLo was still sweet and innocent).

Unconfirmed reports state that Natasha Richardson is brain dead as a result of her ski accident yesterday. She is supposedly being flown to New York from Canada, where some of her family members will get to see her before she is taken off life support. How awful! I really, really, really hope these reports aren't true. What a terrible tragedy.

Actress Natasha Richardson was seriously injured yesterday in a ski accident in Montréal. Her husband, Liam Neeson, left the movie set where he was filming to be at his wife's side. No additional information about Natasha's condition was released...all people are saying is that she has a serious head injury. I hope she'll be okay...I love Natasha!