Naughty Santas

This year's famous SantaCon, which stands for Santa Convention will take place on the 13th of this month.

Amy Zanglin explores the Chicago version of Santacon!

New York Santa Cons:

The best part of participating in the SantaCon is that you get to use these Santa pickup lines:

1. Hey Babe, when was the lasat time you did in a sleigh?
2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
3. I've got something special in the sack for you!
4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
5. I know when you've been bad or good - so let's skip the small talk sister!
6. Some of my best toys run on batteries... wink wink
7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
8. Wanna Join the "Mile High" Club
9. "What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?"
10. "Bet I can make you a believer again."

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