Scarlett's selling her snot!

This is so gross! Scarlett Johansson is selling a used tissue on eBay! She claims that she recently caught a cold from Samuel L. Jackson, and that because the snot is the result of the convergence of two big stars, it has some monetary value. So far bidding on the snot rag is up to $2,000. All the money from the snot sale will be donated to charity...but still, it's disgusting! Also, I don't understand why eBay won't let people sell used underwear on its site, but it will allow Scarlett to sell her snot. How is that any more hygienic?! And who on earth would pay top dollar for someone else's snot rag?! I'd rather get a lump of coal in my stocking for Christmas!