Why do Hollywood's hottest hunks settle for stupid skanks?!

Why do Hollywood's hottest hunks settle for stupid skanks?!

Posted by mipplet on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 13:35
Two disturbing bits of news to report today...first of all, "Dancing with the Stars" professional dancers Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff got engaged over the New Year holiday. They've only been dating for a few months, but apparently Karina somehow tricked Maks into popping the question. I don't get it! Maks is so hot and Karina's so...NOT! And she's unbelievably annoying to boot. I am very disappointed in Maks. I think my crush on him is officially over. The second bit of news is even more disturbing than the first. Please keep in mind that I think this is nothing more than a vicious rumor, because I absolutely refuse to accept it as fact. However, numerous sources are reporting that George Clooney has been spending some time in Paris...not Paris, France, but Paris Hilton. They were spotted dining together last month, and several gossip sites claim that they spent two nights together. Ew, ew, EW! I really, really, REALLY hope it's not true, but even I have to admit that George kind of has a history of dating floozies. Still, I cannot believe that my boy George would sink to this level. Hopefully there's not an ounce of truth to this story...hopefully.
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