Why do Hollywood's hottest hunks settle for stupid skanks?!

Why do Hollywood's hottest hunks settle for stupid skanks?!

Posted by mipplet on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 13:35

Two disturbing bits of news to report today...first of all, "Dancing with the Stars" professional dancers Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff got engaged over the New Year holiday. They've only been dating for a few months, but apparently Karina somehow tricked Maks into popping the question. I don't get it! Maks is so hot and Karina's so...NOT! And she's unbelievably annoying to boot. I am very disappointed in Maks. I think my crush on him is officially over.

The second bit of news is even more disturbing than the first. Please keep in mind that I think this is nothing more than a vicious rumor, because I absolutely refuse to accept it as fact. However, numerous sources are reporting that George Clooney has been spending some time in Paris...not Paris, France, but Paris Hilton. They were spotted dining together last month, and several gossip sites claim that they spent two nights together. Ew, ew, EW! I really, really, REALLY hope it's not true, but even I have to admit that George kind of has a history of dating floozies. Still, I cannot believe that my boy George would sink to this level. Hopefully there's not an ounce of truth to this story...hopefully.

A note to the bitter hating idiots here

Number one who cares about Karina and how good she looks and that she went to Fordham University or that she knew Maksim Chmerkovskiy for 15 years or that she's a 5 time ballroom dancing champion. Some of you here don't like the fact that the writer of this blog had spoke how she felt and some of you didnt like it. Stick to the topic of the blog instead of firing off at the author because she spoke her mind. That's what's wrong with people today they take what someone says too seriously and act like they got something stuck so far up their ass that they're getting pissed off and angry at the first person who says the word skank. What she says is true why do a lot of nice looking attractive intelligent men especially the famous ones settle for silly, dumb, and stupid skanks. Just because the author wrote what she wrote doesnt mean that she's got a lot of time on her hands or she doesnt have a man or is jealous. How would you know who and what is in her life unless she indicated that in her bio. Stop assuming what you don't know and don't tell her to get a life because apparently she's got one and many of you who waste all the hot air going off for something she said apparently got too much time on your hands.

Posted by Queenslogic on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 20:34
Your ugly is showing

Thought you should know, beauty comes from the inside and from reading this, you're ugly is showing, big time.

Skank? What woman with any self respect or class calls someone a skank? And how petty of you. Women need to stick together, not tear each other down.

You have never met Karina. I have been so lucky as to meet her and witness the magic she creates on the dance floor. Maks and Karina have known each other for years, well before either of them were known to America. He has loved her for years - Karina is the woman all the male pros wanted including Maks. Maks is the male pro all the women wanted. But Maks has only ever really wanted one woman and that's Karina.

Oh, and by the way, since getting involved with Karina, Maks has become a much nicer person. He's a well known arrogant jerk in the community and he's softened dramatically since hooking up with Karina.

If you had ever actually met either of them, you might be able to comment. But you haven't. You made a bunch of assumptions based on bits and pieces you've seen on a TV show. And you know what they say about assumptions.

It's a shame your jealousy is getting in the way of being happy for someone you evidently used to have a crush on. When you don't get the man you wanted, you only make yourself look bad by tearing the other woman down. You look petty while Karina smiles on, happily in love.

You should see the two of them together. They are madly in love, happy as can be and ready to begin their lives together. That's beautiful no matter how you look at it.

Seriously, "skank?" Are you a grown woman or did you get stuck in that immature high school way of thinking?

You don't need to retract, but maybe next time you'll think about how what you are saying makes you look before saying it.

Posted by SFKate on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 15:38
Wow...

..., you seriously have way too much time on your hands.

Also, you accuse me of making petty assumptions, yet you profess to know all these deep, dark truths about Maks and Karina's love life. Unless you ARE Maks or Karina, I don't think you're one to talk.

And finally...jealous? Moi? I tend to not be jealous of skanks...especially skanks that only look halfway decent after having expensive nose jobs.

Posted by mipplet on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 14:17
Wow, lots of haters on this board!

I make no retractions...I still hate Karina and Paris with a passion. But hey, thanks for reading and commenting!

Posted by mipplet on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:08
Maks and Karina

Whoever you are, you are lousy at assessing celebrities. Ms. Karina Smirnoff came to the US from Ukraine, finished highschool and earned her college degree at Fordham Univ in economics. She was also American Champion at ballroom dance five times, FIVE, as well as international champion as well. Her dance abilities are legendary and her training videos are still prized. Her personal artistry has not been matched since.

She's gorgeous, intelligent, smart, and sweet. Maksim is smart and lucky to have made this match. They have known each other for 15 years and share a love of dancing, of teaching dance, and of family. They are adorable sweethearts, and your commentary speaks volumes about how little you know and how ill-informed your column is. Your irrelevancy boggles. Why on earth do they publish you?

Posted by dandylady on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 11:39
Maks and Karina

What a dirty skank you are yourself for badmouthing a nice individual. What the hell did she ever do to you? So catty and distasteful. If you think that Karina is not hot, you should take a look in the mirror. Definitely not hot, oh yea, and bitchy. Bad combo.

Posted by rene1 on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:48
George Clooney-sinking to a new low or aiming high

Paris is a paparazzi opportunist with a flare for well, flamboyance- at times. She’s definitely been the spectacle in howlers of her own making. She makes no bones about her love for a little plastic glamour, with a fashion flare and being the “it” girl wherever the “it” is in, appearing, or the place to be. She’s given “dumb blond” a new meaning, with her starring roles in cheap horror movies, and her own television show provided her with “Paris” icons, parodies, and eponyms resulting in cash flows and more recognition for simply being, famous. No entertainment venue escapes the Paris touch; she can surprisingly sing on key when recording and her book “Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose” actually became a NY Times Best Seller. In 2006, 2007 & 2008 she launched at least one new perfume, a year, and by the way, the fragrances can be found at your finer Cosmetic counters, and not at your local Drug Store. She’s constantly lending her name to this and that; overall business opportunities, however droll, have kept her earnings at 6-7 million, per year since 2004.

A bit calculating, and a lot more savvy and sly than the mocking headlines reveal, she relishes the attention of boys and men almost as much as she does the attention of the camera. Paris is as classy and tasteful as she is tacky, loud, flashy, or in your opinion raunchy to the taste of “EW”, Paris is just a limelight girl in overdrive. She’s not a lot different than many “so called” young Hollywood actresses or limelight celebs. She’s young, thinks she’s fun and wants to have fun. “Floozies” is a bit harsh-or I’m sorry were you referring to your so called “class act” George? While I think George is remarkably talented, obviously well accomplished, and even praise his plights and efforts as a Political activist, he’s a notorious womanizer. His arrogant overly cocky “I am too pretty for my own good” attitude wins the “Mr. No” award for the number one spot. Your boy George can’t distinguish between women and toilet paper.
Paris is actually perfect for George, they’ll both have a hell of a lot of fun, and when it’s all over, nobody will go home with a stubbed toe or a broken heart.
You may not like Paris’ style, or approach, but floozy,or unworthy of George’s personal time, she’s neither. And womanizing went out of style when women were no longer “chattel”. George is equally yoked when pursuing the plights of Paris.

Posted by irshgrl500 on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 04:04
Maks and Karina

Shut you stupid jealous bitch. You wish you were half the woman Karina Smirnoff is. They have been dating for only for a few months but they have known each other for 15 years. Maks knows he has a real woman in Karina something you will never be.

Posted by catherine1983 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 19:07