Shocking celebrity breakup

Hollywood's second favorite lesbian couple (Ellen and Portia being #1) have split. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have officially broken up. Obviously, this news isn't exactly shocking. I don't think anyone ever imagined that LiLo and Sam would live happily ever after. However, what IS surprising is that the breakup was allegedly Samantha's doing. Of course, Lindsay adamantly denies that, and claims that she split with Sam because Sam cheated on her and was abusing drugs! I repeat...SAM cheated on LINDSAY, and LINDSAY is upset because of Sam's drug use! Ha ha ha! I was sure Lindsay would tire of her lesbian phase eventually and cheat on Samantha with one of the Jonas Brothers, but this is almost as good!