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Benjamin Linus has been judged by the Smoke Monster.
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Benjamin Linus wrote a note: 15 random facts about me!

Let Others know a little more about yourself, re-post this and tag 15 people of your choice. Once you have been tagged you must do it and then tag the person that tagged you...

1. I took pity on an insane French woman after my boss ordered me to kill her.

2. I raised her daughter as my own, and watched her die 16 years later as a man working for my old boss shot her in the head.

3. I planned on killing my old boss's daughter, but my lust for revenge dissipated when I saw that she now had a young child. I was like, OMG, no way. Then I got the crap kicked out of me by her husband.

4. I also planned on killing one of the few people I might actually be able to call a friend, but a magical apparition of my daughter told me not to. Never mind the fact I already killed him once. (I know, my life is sooooooooo complicated.)

5. I did kill some dude I was in a plane crash with. He thought he was all important and stuff, but I snagged his shotgun. He was all, WTF? And then I blew him away. (Don't tell the cops, LOL)

6. I live in a house built on top of a magical cave filled with hieroglyphics. I'll totally show it to you next time you come over.

7. I lie, lie, lie, lie, lie. But I do it for the island I live on -- it saved my life.

8. I totally won this power struggle with my old boss and sent him packing on a submarine.

9. In the last four years, I've been to Tunisia, Tikrit, London, Moscow, Berlin, the Dominican Republic, Los Angeles, and the magical time-traveling island I call home.

10 I had a really silly haircut in the late '80s.

11. I'm almost always dirty and/or bloody. So much drama!

12. I came face to face with a sentient cloud of black smoke that showed me head movies that made my eyes rain, and it reminded me of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" with worse special effects.

13. My old boss totally knew the plane I was on was going to crash, so he put a bunch of his people on board. Little do they know I'm way way smarter than all of them.

14. I am crushing sooooo hard on at least one of the people I've tagged in this note.

15. I've lived on the island and been in charge of it forever, but I still don't know everyone. Who's this Christian guy I've been hearing about? WTF?

In this note:
Jack Shephard
Kate Austen
James Ford
Desmond Hume
John Locke
Richard Alpert
Sun Hwa-Kwon
Sayid Jarrah
Hugo Reyes
Eloise Hawking
Penelope Widmore
Daniel Faraday
Charles Widmore
Juliet Burke
Jacob