A cut above

Don't believe everything Ozzie Guillen says.
The outgoing manager is always taking shots at Wrigley Field, but he has yet to "puke" as the White Sox and Cubs prepare to play in about an hour.
As a matter of fact, Ozzie was having some fun Wednesday morning.
He was walking around the clubhouse with a new T-shirt he bought outside of Wrigley. The front said: "Ozzie mows Wrigley," and Guillen was pictured on a riding lawnmower.
The joke was pretty obvious, and Ozzie appreciates the humor.
"The thing about it, if I said those words I'd be in trouble," Ozzie said. "To me, it's funny and I think it's great the fans feel that way. I love when the fans boo me; I love when the fans (cheer) me. The only thing I'm not going for is when they call me names or say stuff they shouldn't say. Besides that, I have fun with the fans."