"Can I have your breast number, please?"

Have you heard about this heinous model murder? The poor woman was allegedly killed by her reality star husband. When police found the body, they discovered that its fingers had all been cut off and its teeth had been pulled out. However (drumroll), the woman's body was still able to be identified by the serial numbers on her breast implants.

I know this is a terrible, terrible crime, but I have to admit...part of me chuckled when I read about the boob I.D. process. It's like something you would read in a really crappy mystery novel. Ah, the world we live in...