Enough about Kourtney's baby, already!

I do not like any of the Kardashians and I have never watched any of their stupid reality shows. I always thought Kim Kardashian was my least favorite of the bunch (I saw her on "Dancing with the Stars" and she was SO ANNOYING), but ever since her sister Kourtney announced that she's knocked up, I think the title of "Most Irritating Kardashian" belongs to the mother-to-be. Why? Because this girl only announced that she was expecting a few weeks ago, and every single day since then, I've read another stupid article about this stupid girl and her stupid pregnancy. Some of the topics have included:

• "How Kourtney Found Out She Was Pregnant"

• "What Happened When Kourt Told Her Mom the Baby News"
• "Why Kourtney Considered Ending Her Pregnancy"
• "Why Kourtney Loves Her Pregnancy Curves"
• "Kourtney Kardashian Considering Natural Childbirth"

Enough is enough, already! I write a celebrity gossip column, and when I am complaining about a celeb revealing way too much about her personal life, that ought to tell you something. This chick is so desperate for publicity of any kind that she is willing to talk to the press about anything and everything...they don't even have to ask! Everywhere Kourtney goes, she just opens her mouth and starts flapping her jaws. Do I really want to know that Kourtney is craving bagels, pickles and sauerkraut, or that she's considering having her baby the old-fashioned way? (Gross!) No, I do not. First of all, she is revealing incredibly stupid and uninteresting information, and I don't think a lot of people are interested in such trivial crap, especially because she's a freakin' Kardashian, and who the heck cares about that lame family AT ALL?!

What bothers me most is the article I read about Kourtney discussing how she considered terminating her pregnancy. Is such a personal subject really appropriate to disclose to the public so willingly? What happens when Kourtney's child is older and Googles his D-list celeb mom and comes across the article talking about how she almost aborted him? I don't think that's right. But of course, the kid's trauma will generate more publicity for the Kardashians, so I'm sure Kourtney will be okay with it.