Marvelous Maks, Gorgeous George, and Jerky Jon

First of all, to everyone who gave me grief about blasting the Maksim Chmerkovskiy/Karina Smirnoff pairing....HA HA HA HA! The joke's on all of you, now. The "Dancing with the Stars" pair called off their engagement. (True love my ***!) Icky Karina is alone again, and studly Maks is back on the market...go get him, ladies!

Moving on to my all-time favorite Hollywood hunk, George Clooney...he's in Italy for the Venice Film Festival, and he brought along his new girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis, to the premiere of his new film, “The Men Who Stare at Goats.” Now, we all know that I don't like it when George parades any woman around, and I honestly don't know too much about his latest squeeze. However, even I have to admit that these two look stunning together. Elisabetta is drop-dead gorgeous, and the emerald green gown she wore to the premiere is amazing. (Don’t get me wrong, here. Elisabetta may be a knockout, especially compared to that twit Sarah Larson that George dated a couple of years ago, but I still hope these two break up by breakfast time!)

Finally, Jon and Kate Gosselin…I hate both of them! I am so sick and tired of hearing about their crap! They are both such hateful, spiteful, terrible people. Frankly, they deserve each other! Jon just gave an interview to ABC News in which he went on and on about how much he “despises” his soon-to-be ex-wife. Is that any way to talk about the mother of your 397 children, Jon? And why would you do that on national television in front of millions of people? Do you think people feel sorry for you after listening to your little sob story? No! Kate may be an evil shrew who was a god-awful wife, but you aren’t exactly Prince Charming, Mr. Gosselin. I think both of these people SUCK and are horrible, horrible parents! Why doesn’t their stupid reality show get cancelled so we don’t have to hear about them anymore?