Barack disses Kanye; Jessica loses puppy

Can I just say that I love the fact that President Obama called Kanye West was a "jackass" for the way he behaved at the VMAs on Sunday night?! That's awesome! I hate the fact that it's generating so much flack, though. What is the big deal? Kanye IS a jackass! Kudos to Obama for saying so.

In other celeb news, Jessica Simpson's dog, Daisy, was allegedly snatched by a coyote. Jessica is offering a reward for the safe return of her beloved pooch.

I've got news for you, Jessica. I am a huge animal lover, and even though I think you are possibly the most worthless celebrity on the planet, I am so sorry about what happened to your poor dog. It's absolutely heartbreaking. However...I highly doubt the coyote is holding the dog hostage, and I really don't think your reward posters are going to do any good. Know what I'm sayin'?