Gov. Schwarzenegger dissed by his wife

Some time ago, California Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill making it illegal for people in his state to operate a motor vehicle when talking on a cell phone without a headset. He had a rude awakening earlier this week when TMZ posted photos of his wife, Maria Shriver, breaking the law by yakking on her mobile while driving an SUV. Hilariously, Schwarzenegger responded to the news via his Twitter account, where he posted that he would take "swift action" against his wife. The Governator's office quickly issued a statement clarifying that by "swift action," Schwarzenegger simply meant that he would ask his wife not to talk on the phone while driving, not that he would terminate her. (Ba-boom-chink!)

What's even more amusing is that Shriver later apologized for breaking the law, and said that she was going to donate her cell phone to charity. Um...what? Is that seriously the best she could do? And do homeless people usually need cell phones? Apparently so!