...but don't get too excited, guys. This isn't a Playboy centerfold or anything, but Angie's boobs are taking center stage in the latest issue of W magazine. The publication features intimate photos of Angie and her new twins taken by none other than Brad Pitt. A photo of Angelina breastfeeding one of the babies is featured on the magazine cover. Obviously, the picture is generating a lot of attention, which it should. It's actually quite beautiful...and in much better taste than the raunchy photos of Brad and Angie that were published shortly after Brad officially split from Jennifer Aniston several years ago. Remember that picture of Angie straddling Brad while he stuck his hand down his pants?! Sexy, yes. Appropriate, not so much...at least under the circumstances. I wonder how Jen feels about the latest photo spread in W...but does anyone really care?
There is more evidence that Britney Spears may actually be calming down for good. In a 90-minute interview with MTV, the pantyless pop star addressed her erratic behavior over the course of the past few years, saying "I sit there and I look back and I'm like, 'I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?'" Hopefully this self-reflection is a very good sign that Britney is finally on the road to recovery. She plans to go on tour next year, but what I'd really like to see happen is for her to sign a book deal. That is one autobiography I would love to read!
Who knew Katie Holmes could sing? The "actress" is set to guest-star on an upcoming episode of the ABC series "Eli Stone." During a dream sequence, her character appears dressed as Rita Hayworth and sings the song "Hit Me with a Hard Note." I watched a clip of the episode online, and during the first few seconds of the song, Katie's singing voice sounds like a tiny kitten being squeezed to death. However, the middle and end of the performance is...not bad! I'm both impressed and amazed. If it turns out that Katie lip-synced to this routine, I will not be at all surprised.
Hugh Hefner and longtime girlfriend Holly Madison have broken up, and it looks like Hugh is cheering himself up by keeping company with a couple of 19-year-old twin models. I repeat...those girls are 19 years old. Hugh is freakin' 82! I don't get it. I know he's rich and I know he's Hef, but come on. Why don't those twats try seducing someone like Bill Gates instead?
Finally, rumor is that a fourth installment of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" film series is in the works, and that Johnny Depp will receive almost $60 million to reprise his role of Jack Sparrow. Now, I love Johnny Depp and all, but does any actor really deserve $60 million? That seems unbelievably ridiculous, especially considering the current state of the U.S. economy. However, if Disney is willing to fork over all that cash, then good for Johnny, I guess. I'm more concerned about what "Pirates 4" will be like in general. The first "Pirates" movie is one of my favorite films ever, but I didn't care for the second or third installments in the series at all. I'd rather see Johnny appear in the next "Batman" film or something.